No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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