You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
tell your sister to shave her snatch
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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