no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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