Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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