Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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