the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just forgot I was standing up.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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