if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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