You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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