Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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