She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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