Nicole vs. Life
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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