Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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