No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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