then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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