Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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