He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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