I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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