Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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