I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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