first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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