scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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