so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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