So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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