I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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