fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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