Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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