if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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