i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
now i know why i became what i already was.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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