My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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