Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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