So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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