i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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