i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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