He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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