Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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