So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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