I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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