This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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