the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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