508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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