3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have aggressive nipples.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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