all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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