I am in a vortex of obligation.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came in the potted fern
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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