so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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