I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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