apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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