I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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