Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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