and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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