We're facebook friends in real life
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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