me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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