Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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