Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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