just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wish life had little blips of pornography
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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