that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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