when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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